You might be training for a marathon if… this is considered an afternoon “treat”.

If you use your imagination they really do taste like chips.
If you use your imagination they really do taste like chips.

 

You might be training for a marathon if… choosing where to go out for dinner is especially challenging.

I am the most lame friend.
I am the most lame friend.

 

You might be training for a marathon if… your social life just isn’t what it once was.

Friday night watching TV with bae #blessed
Friday night watching TV with bae #blessed

 

You might be training for a marathon if… you purchase more workout clothes than work clothes.

I have a problem. I am not proud of this...
I have a problem. I am not proud of this…

 

You might be training for a marathon if… fitness equipment has become a permanent part of your living room.

I think it adds to the décor.
I think it adds to the décor.